“SO the President is back in the country?”
“When did he return? You better don’t join rumour-mongers to continue to deceive Nigerians.”
“Stop being mischievous, you know the man has returned. He came in the early hours of Wednesday under the cover of darkness. The presidency has since issued a statement to say that the president is back, but Dr Goodluck Jonathan can carry on with state affairs.”
“What does that mean? Is the president aware that he is no longer in a position to give directives to Jonathan directly. He has to go through the National Assembly, inform that august body that he is back to his job. But he sneaks in Nicodemously in the middle of the night and he starts giving instructions.”
“Once he returns, he takes over automatically. Did he ever write a letter to the National Assembly asking for a vacation? So why should he write the National Assembly to say that he has returned. It was the National Assembly that wrote a letter for him, claiming that his BBC interview amounted to a letter whereas the Constitution is very clear about a proper letter being written. This is what you get when you play Ludo with the law, and the country. Why doesn’t the same National Assembly now accept the statement by the presidency as the letter confirming his return. Why are they saying they are not aware that the man has returned? “
“But have you seen the President with your two eyes? Do you know anybody who has seen him?”
“Nobody. Except may be his wife and his security guards”
“That is why I say I don’t believe that the man is back in the country. He has to show his face. He has to talk to Nigerians. If you ask me, the manner of his return shows great contempt for Nigerians. It has increased the uncertainty in the land. I dare say it is disruptive.”
“Oh come on Brother Thomas. Too many Nigerians are sounding as if the man has no right to return to the country. If a man is ill, and he goes abroad to seek medical help, definitely he would return one day?”
“President Yar’Adua is not just another citizen. This is the president of Nigeria and Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces. That comes with some responsibility. The key responsibility is that the President must show that he is a patriot and that the country’s interest is uppermost in his mind. When I see him on television, I’ll believe that he is back.”
“You may have to wait for a long time oh. What I hear is that the man came back in an air ambulance on a stretcher. Nobody was allowed to see him. Soldiers took over everywhere between the airport and the Presidential Villa”
“Where was the Acting President?”
“I don’t think Jonathan knew anything about the President’s return? He must have been asleep in his bedroom when they woke him up to tell him his oga was back.”
“At the time the President returned, Jonathan as Acting President was effectively the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces. Who ordered the troops that went to the airport?”
“The Chief of Army Staff could have done that”
“Without briefing the Commander-in-Chief? That is not good for national security”.
“You like to moralise. What happened on Wednesday was definitely a coup against Jonathan’s Acting Presidency. You can see the effect it has had. The meeting of the Executive Council of the Federation could not hold on Wednesday because there was allegedly a directive postponing the meeting.”
“Someone said soldiers were deployed to the meeting room to protect the President’s chair. If Jonathan thought after sitting on that chair for two meetings, he could do so again, someone had made proper arrangements to put him in his place.”
“Ha.”
“Poor Jonathan. He was beginning to enjoy the position of Acting President. Now, he needs all the luck that he can get. I hear they have even changed all the security guards at the Presidential Villa.”
“A special squad, mostly soldiers from Katsina.”
“Talk about the Yar’Adua group taking physical possession of power.”
“It is called high-wire power politics. High stakes.”
“They have played their last card.”
“Last card?”
“Yes, their last card.”
“Don’t be too sure. I understand the Acting president will now take instructions from Mrs Turai Yar’Adua”
“How?”
“To do anything now, Dr Jonathan will have to ask Mrs Yar’Adua what the President wants.”
“Jesus Christ of Nazareth! They want to run Nigeria on the basis of he said, she said. Why can’t Jonathan assert himself?”
“How? Did you not notice that in the first statement issued by President Yar’Adua, there was absolutely no reference to Goodluck Jonathan as Acting President? The President returns to the country and he pretends not to know that there is an Acting President in place.”
“But technically, Jonathan’s Presidency ended the moment the President returned to the country; it will be ludicrous to have a President and an Acting President at the same time.”
“You see why I was insisting that the President is not yet back? As far as I am concerned, what we have is an acting Presidency led by Goodluck Jonathan. If the president says he is back in the country, let him follow what the Constitution says. He should write a letter to the National Assembly reporting for duty. Why is there so much desperation? And it is not enough for him to say that he is back in Nigeria. Is he well enough to do the job? That is the question the Americans were posing in their statement on Yar’Adua’s return”.
“The Americans should not tell us what to do. After all they too had Woodrow Wilson and Edith Wilson”
“You are comparing President Yar’Adua and Woodrow Wilson? What about the 25th Amendment to the American Constitution which was meant to correct the Woodrow Wilson effect.”
“I am saying a president can be ill and the country will still function.”
“But Nigeria is not functioning. “
“I thought you said Jonathan is in charge.”
“He is not. How can he be in charge if he has to take instructions from a boss that he cannot see, he is not even sure he is in the country, and he, the Vice president will be reduced to the First Lady’s errand boy.”
“But you people caused the problem.”
“What do you mean you people?”
“All of you going about hailing Goodluck Jonathan. The man was supposed to be an acting President but you people started setting an agenda for him. People started talking about the Jonathan Presidency. Former leaders were beginning to troop to Aso Villa to see him. If that had continued, it won’t take another month before everyone would forget Yar’Adua. The Yar’Adua group needed to put an end to that. So, they have brought their man in, they have kept him under protective custody, and you all have no option but to talk about Yar’Adua’s Presidency. Don’t you know that it that six-man team that went to Saudi Arabia had been allowed to return with Yar’Adua still in Saudi Arabia,, and without their seeing him, by now the only subject of discussion will be impeachment of Yar’Adua. And it will make sense.”
“You know what I think?”
“What? Checkmate?”
“They have just played their last card.”
“You have said that before. Why are you repeating yourself?”
“Because what may well happen is that you will soon have people back on the streets protesting that they want to see Yar’Adua by all means”
“There is nothing in the Constitution that says the President should go about shaking people’s hands and showing himself off like a clown.”
“But there is something in the Constitution that says the President must be fit. The way the President stole into the country, confirms our worst fears that he is not well. If he had fully recovered, he would have gone straight to the Chambers for the Wednesday meeting. If he had showed up for just one hour, and taken photographs, that would have been the end of all of this.”
“Nigerians won’t give up. They will insist he must do triple jump on national television to convince them.”
“I wonder what Obasanjo and those other leaders who went to Aso Villa to support Jonathan would do now? “
“You wait. They will all soon start trooping to the same Aso Villa to welcome the President.”
“They won’t see the President. Even people who travelled to Saudi Arabia could not see him. He is the unseen President. You remember unseen poetry? This is also just as tough.”
“The First Lady is there, and she will tell her husband that some people came. For your information, some people have started going there already. I read in one report that the PDP Chairman and the Chairman of the Governors Forum went to Aso Villa, they were turned back.”
“Nigerians. They will go again although I don’t have a problem with that. In fact, the National Assembly should put together a high-powered delegation with a mandate to go to Aso Villa and see the president. This must be treated as a matter of urgent national important. They will be doing so on behalf of all Nigerians.”
“Wonders shall never end. Who will ever think President Yar’Adua will return to this country Nicodemously?”
“What kind of English word is that? Nicodemously? “
“Go and read your Bible, you Pharisee. Nicodemus asked: How can these things be? How are these things possible? Those are questions I will also like to put to President Yar’Adua.”
“Madam Turai will give you the answers you deserve. If you are careful with that your mouth, they will lock you up”
“Nobody can do anything. Why? All I am saying is that I love my country I no go lie… There is another meeting of the Executive Council of the Federation next Wednesday. Do you think the president will attend that? “
“He doesn’t have to. In fact the meeting can be adjourned indefinitely.”
“We won’t agree to that”
“Who are you? You think those people pay attention to noise makers? Go and sit down. Even the Vice President wouldn’t dare raise his head in front of the Katsina enforcers that have hijacked the presidency. Do you know that the office of the Acting President was ransacked by State Security? And yet Jonathan says the ship of state is on course?”
“I suspect the statement was written for him. Nobody cares about the people, It is all about them and the power they wield. It is not fair. “
“The Saudi authorities must be relieved. Nigeria was going to drag them into a crisis that is not of their own making. They had to advise Yar’Adua to return home.”
“But what do you think will happen if someone suddenly discovers that Yar’Adua is actually not in the country and all of this is just being stage-managed?”
“What will happen? Nothing. This is Nigeria where everything is possible.”
“We are in a worse shape than we were three weeks ago.”
“Don’t worry. You’d get used to it.”